Saturday 8th August
4-TEL ON VIEW
Pages from the ORACLE teletext
service. Channel 4 style.
THE CHART SHOW
No presenters! Just music videos
and computer graphics. The indie
chart is always the best bit.
COUNTDOWN
Richard Whiteley and Carol
Vorderman. Consonant please,
Carol. And another consonant.
Dictionary corner chuckles.
BROOKSIDE
More drama on the Close. Someone
is having a row. Someone else is
having a different row. There may
be a body under the patio.
RIGHT TO REPLY
Viewers complain about telly.
Channel 4 pretends to listen.
FIFTEEN TO ONE
William G. Stewart eliminates
quiz contestants one by one.
THE SNOWMAN
The Snowman (1982)
A boy builds a snowman that
comes to life. They fly to the
North Pole. Walking in the air...
You will cry. Everyone cries.
FOUR O'CLOCK FILM
An old black and white film
your nan would enjoy.
TREASURE HUNT
Anneka Rice runs around in a
helicopter. Kenneth Kendall
stays in the studio looking calm.
THE CRYSTAL MAZE
Richard O'Brien blows a whistle.
Someone gets locked in. Again.
Will you start the fans please!
LABYRINTH
Labyrinth (1986)
Sarah must solve the Labyrinth
to rescue her baby brother from
the Goblin King. David Bowie in
very tight trousers. Magic dance!
EUROTRASH
Antoine de Caunes and Jean-Paul
Gaultier present continental
oddities. After the watershed.
THE WORD
Terry Christian says something.
Nobody is sure what.